Sunday, November 6, 2011

Why NJ is weird:

1. You are not legally allowed to pump your own gas.
2. People like to key your car when it has out-of-state license plates because they're dicks.
3. The mall has a kiosk that sells fruits and vegetables.
4. An inordinate number of people wear fanny packs, and they're not tourists.
5. I just saw someone in the mall bathroom wearing stir-up pants. Dear God, the Eighties, they are back.

1 comment:

  1. I'm in one of those can't pump your own gas states too. It irks me every time I get gas and I have lived here for over 2 years.